Shortly after the current head nigger got elected, I dubbed his administration of the nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) the Obamination, and began blaming him for fifty years of failures by morally and intellectual defective American people — including you, asshole, and all your close personal friends and family. I mean, look at you. How could anyone as stupid and cowardly a citizen of the NOMF somehow to rise the level of slimemold on the contemptometer?
I was certain when I first typed Obamination that the word would enter the world of reality-sanctioned civilized discourse and become as widely accepted as other terms I've coined during my ludicrous lifetime: disinformation, leveraging, networking, bunghole networking, and corporate autism. I am happy to report that — as usual — I was correct, although many wingnuts and terminally miserable fucks have been incapable of spelling the word correctly.
It's Obamination.
Add it to your Microsoft Office global dickshunthairy. Have you ever played dickshunthairy virtual rollerball? Try it. I like it.
I henceforth refudiate all attribution of the originification of Obamanation to Dr. Faustroll Writes the Wrongs or Wisely Whips the Wongs or Roughly Wipes the Thongs. That's just stupid writing, purely Palinistic and UnMcCainable. Whuffo, Shakespeare? Whuffo, motherfucker?
So where did the head nigger go wrong beyond getting elected? Why have we come to this pile of shit in the road in the zombified future where an intelligent and capable person of pigment who was embraced by an inebriated nation of miserable fucks as an acceptable replacement for incompetent handmaidens to fat rich closeted cocksuckers could be more fervently despised by the audiences of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert than the previous First Idiot?
Simple. The man has no balls.
If you don't believe me, ask the Repugnicants or their gods — you know those cocktail weenie hungry morbidly obese Christians lined up at Walmarts for salvation?
Really. I have it on anonymous good authority. Don't you?
You must not have gotten the memo. And your mother is a loser too.