In the original Trouble Coming Every Day in the prehensile ages, Frank Zappa wrote: "You know something people. I'm not black, but there's a whole lots of times I wish I could say I'm not white." Fortunately for me I'm not even human, so race, creed, religion, sex, ethnicity, and relative levels of limited intellectual capacity have never really mattered to me.
On the planet where I was born, people live forever so there is no need to kneel down or bend over to join a community of miserable fucks whose existence is governed by worrying about what other miserable fucks might think about them. We have no community. Each of us is a separate entity that is neither necessary or disposable, and all of us get along pretty well because we don't give a shit about anything.
Humans do give a shit. In fact, humans produce so much shit — real, imagined, figurative, and required in some cases — that they claim illustrates how deeply they care about people they would gladly turn over to their local Gestapo that they occasionally threaten the stability of the cosmos, which is why visitors like me are stationed here on rotating tours to observe and manipulate your genetic predisposition to organize into suicidal philosophies and poopadoodly scientific theories that are really annoying to entities who don't give a shit about your pathetic problems and imaginary neuroses. The universe is not Jewish, people. It is not even cosmopolitan.
So let me comment upon a post I read where the Committee to Impeach the N-Word is vowing to step up the battle against the first allegedly foreign born openly lynchable president in the White House today by encouraging “native born birth-certificate-carrying Americans everywhere in the world” to refuse swine flu immunization because the Obama administration is unwilling to provide certificates of origin for the pigs used in the manufacture of the vaccine, nor would they swear under oath that no pigs where harmed in the making of recent public service announcements that encourage normal people to do abnormal things, such as agree with a fucking uppity nigger.
Spokesharpy for the group, Raven Looknee, speaking on condition that we not provide the correct pronunciation of her name, told Unsense Press Syndicate reporter Neal Downer this morning that CINW “has proven that the liberal media have misunderestimated the importance of pivotal thinking and mass debation in fomenting policy in a non-racist way, unlike the Lying African in the Oval Office who keeps reminding us that he is not white and proud of it,” citing recent polls that nearly every white parent in America is opposed to having their children “injected or spritzed with liquid pig execrement developed by a known usurper of the American throne.”
According to a poll released today by the Dissociative Press, 38 percent of all parents polled said they would not give permission to have their children vaccinated in socialist schools unless Obama produced a valid certificate of birth and submitted to DNA tests that proved he was related to the white lady he claimed was his birth mother or voluntarily left office and returned to al Qaeda where he could be hunted down and rounded up and brought to justice.
“I don’t care if my kids get sick and die this winter,” said Shiela Fuchs of Danburg, Conn. “That’s a small price to pay to stick to your principles and not support socialism and the liberal occupation that Patrick Swayze fought against so hard in Red Dawn, and I hope that his passing will bring even more committed patriots to the cause to stop this vaccination thing before it turns us all into pig-fucking nigras".
"My kids are my most important resource," Fuchs said, before refusing to answer any further questions, finishing with, "and they listen to their mama. And you should too.”