Not that yesterday's was the truth. There was no science beyond my flippant suggestion that Americans have to be taught to be stupid. Many Americans lack any positive role models and stupid ones will usually do, even their parents.
Take the Divine Horman Family Comedy. Please.
Is it true John Waters is filming in Oregonadia for Cry Baby Too! with cast of dysfunctional unknowns? Our sources tell us that David Lynch won't visit the state and even avoids flying in aircraft that might stray within the hysterical borders of Oregasm.
I think it was in Robert Sheckley's Mindswap that I first encountered a paradox that didn't involve God and oceans or bears and Popes or strawberries and Tiger Woods, but that's another post that has to do with what is on the other side of my imaginary business card that says: Don't believe what you read on the flip side, bucko!
So for tonight, I'm going to think about Sir Paul and yesterday and get ready to attend the Frank Zappa 70th birthday celebration on Guy Fawkes Day in the pathetic UK.
Eat your hearts out. The zombies have dibs on your feeble brains.