According to anonymous sources with keen insight in the world of scumbags, gold superstar Tiger Woods is in negotiations with Church & Dwight Co., Inc. to become their official dickhead in a cross-promotional deal with the Eli Lilly company for a new performance enhancing drug to be marketed as Cialis Supreme, which is guaranteed to produce erections capable of lasting an entire weekend.
Ecstasy by Tiger may be ready for launch in time for exposure during Superbowl XLIV, with the ribbed condom slated to have Tiger's face emblazoned on the receptacle tip end.