I know I should let up on how inferior a bag of hammers this nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) is so proud of being, but with the zombie apocalypse looming on the horizon as a final mass debate between banal Demoblicans, anal Repugniants, weasel Libertaritwits, nasal InDependpants, and angry pierced and tattooed losers whose idea of great future is sexually stimulating iPad apps, I think you still have to go for the double-tap when interacting with your friends and neighbors. Sure, I'm all for freedom and shit, and anyone should be free to see no sacrifice in virtual DYI-lobotomy, but I still think idiots who choose to become and remain idiots deserve at best the same treatment they give their wimpering pets during house-training.
You're not an idiot? Well, then, move along and wait for some idiot to express his or her commitment to advancing the Second Amendment body count by popping a cap in your impossibly intelligent brain.
Granted, I've been hammering on the proudly abject stupidity of ordinary Americans for more than a half century, but I don't presume to claim that I am the first to point out how stupid and bestial our citizens are. The historical record shows that the indigenous peoples recognized the intellectual and spiritual incompetence of our European forebears within several weeks of their arrival on this continent.
I have often heard my fellow idiots express the obvious solution to our stupidity problem is to round up all the elected officials and put them in an NFL stadium with knives and chains, lock all the exits, and let them feed on each other.
These are the same idiots who extoll the virtue of voting and argue that people who don't vote have no right to complain. I'm not complaining. I'm simply pointing out that people who vote are the problem, and I think they should also be given knives and chains and thrown in with the malignant assholes and unimaginative dickweeds or cuntflowers the support by voting.
Time did a survey that indicates that many illegal aliens would score better on a citizen test than you or your offspring or your neighbors and their offspring, because you are idiots. And proud of it.
Take a bow, idiots.
I just read that one of your idiotic Republican opinion leaders is blaming problems with Social Security on abortion. That's right. Ram-my-brilliant-head-up-your-ignorant-poop-chute Rambling Rick Sanitorium has mustered all of his stpidity reserves to convince the ordinary idiotic registered voters in the NOMF that the Social Security would be just fine if we just stopped killing unwanted fetuses.
This ignorant piece of shit is a potential Repugnicant presidential candidate in 2012. His argument ignores over-population, resource depletion, and focuses on the proud and abundant stupidity of average people who really believe that having more unwanted people to pay taxes to keep old unwanted people alive is the solution that God and his founding-fathers intended.
And this guy makes Sairhead Sirhan Palin, Mikhail Bachmann, Mike "Fuck Me" Huckabee, and Donald Trump look like Nobel laureates.
Kneel down or bend over. You got it coming