Forrest Chumps

I mean besides the obvious inability to string words together coherently and think for themselves. Perhaps the genetic predisposition for idiocy and believing in totally unsubstantiated shit, coupled with the nutless fear of living in a real world that doesn't bend over or kneel down before their malignant tumescence has something to do with it. Beats the fuck out of me.

But I will suggest that come the zombie flu pandemic, I will be sending rightwingnut skulls into orbit with no remorse as they stumble around like obsequious turkeys drowning in the rain saying What's this? What's this?

It's a complete waste of time to reason with dipshits who believe the public good is served by discarding or trampling or denying the public exists. These are selfish, paranoid certifiably Repugnicant operatives who would buttfuck your mother to prevent an abortion. And then claim the devil made them do it.

Seriously. I have met many of these people during my ludicrous lifetime, and I have come to the conclusion that they carry the zombie flu, and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention should begin issuing directives on how to dispose of these idiots before they become an uncontrollable mass of malignantly infectious shitholes.

If you consider yourself one of the idiot infected, please leave a comment, so I can trace your IP address and shoot off a smart bomb in your general direction. 

I notice that I have several dickwads and cuntfarts who regularly visit this site and don't leave comments. Could it be they are all quivering pussies and pansies? 

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