If this uppity nigra hadn't been so concerned about foreign and domestic policy, revamping the health scare system and finding a way to keep the planet from dissolving, he could have found time to hump rump at the IOC and made the Second City something other than a footnote in the failed war on drugs. Take Jim Belushi. Please.
Losing in the first round to the japs, spics, and drunken carnevalians? Jesus Christ! I hope all you voters are happy with what you have done. The next time you have a choice between a honkey and a brother, choose the honkey. At least honkies know how to put up a Mission Accomplished banner and get Fox News to tell everyone how great it is.
Somebody needs to instruct Biraq and Michelle in white people manners, which dictate that white people can do whatever the fuck they want regardless of status, while jigaboos, slopes, nappies, potato munchers, island queefs, hankeyheads, and various other lesser human variations upon the white person theme need to display obsequious deference that sometimes requires the dropping of trou and exposing various orifices for corrective action, aka conservative Christian tough love.
Before you fucking liberals and sociology majors get all bent out of shape about my preemptive criticism of the head nigra for his failure to deliver a chance to host beach blanket volley ball on the toxic shores of whatever the fuck that not so great lake is, I am a specist, not a racist. I hate everyone on this planet and any of the planets that assholes on this planet might count as allies with equal disinterest and dispassion. I concentrate on putting the fun in dysfunction. Show me your dysfunction and I promise to poke and stroke it until you scream.
If you are offended, fuck you. If you are not offended, fuck you. If you are unsure whether you are offended, welcome aboard and fuck you. This craft will be sinking any minute now. There are no personal flotation devices or life rafts available for rent or sale. Enjoy the time you have left.
Or don't. This is your life. Make the worst of it. Or don't. I'm having a great time. You fucking assholes.