While Biraq and his thin-skinned buddies have been concentrating their efforts to keep his administration relevant by attacking Faux News and Australian trash maggot Rupert Pupkin Murdoch as the planet plunges into climate catastrophe and his approval ratings are at the lowest at time since he was an unknown candidate conspiring with Shephard Fairey to make a mockery of the fair use doctrine, which says that the rich and the mighty, like Jesus, are just all white with me, you have probably gotten lost in the convoluted construction of this pataphysical rending of the space time continuum.
It’s been clear to everyone since last summer’s health care town hall meetings that most noisy people are opposed to anything Obama wants to do and that the liberal media, like Jesus, loves them for being noiseworthy and newsie, which is what news is all about, particularly when it involves a possible reality show where birthers can track down little Obamas in mylar balloons trying to escape reality by heading for Kansas, where all good dogs and named Toto and all good Gods are name Tonto.
So is anyone surprised that a new poll by Washington Post and ABC News says that only 57 percent of Americans either strongly or somewhat support "having the government create a new health insurance plan to compete with private health insurance plans." This should put to rest the spurious claims by whining liberals and lefties that a majority supports the public option.
Fifty seven percent isn’t even three times as many people who consider themselves Republicans and patriots who are fundamentally opposed to recognizing a government of the people, for the people, and by the people which is not what our founding fathers intended by writing the Constitution and Bill of Rights, nor was it what Abraham Linthead Lincoln hoped would not to perish from this earth during a visit to Pennslvania for a campaign fundraiser during the great disagreement that led to the abolition of slavery and the institution of racial discrimination and establishment of lynchings as a form of family entertainment.
Twice as many people as consider themselves to be braindead Republicans, or 40 percent, clearly expressed fierce or malignant opposition to the public option, indicating that many Democrats, Libertarians, Independent, and other terrorists are no longer supporting the president who favors the public option but does not have the nads to take a stand against the rest of us who are willing to gather in noisy numbers to hold silly signs and carry automatic weapons and chant: Hey, ho, doncha know, public option gotta go.
The Post ABC poll was conducted by homeless unemployed canvassers who were given caramel machiattos and biscotti in exchange for pestering approximately 2,000 other homeless people who blamed their situation on Democrat bailouts of mortgage and insurance companies who subsequently foreclosed on delinquent homeowners forcing them onto the streets where they can be rounded up and shipped to reeducation camps for interrogation.
While some homeless people claim that the poll shows that a clear majority of the public supports a public option to lower health care costs for average Americans, critics of the homeless claim the homeless and the unemployed are already disproportionately represented whenever the lefties and liberals want to get more something for nothing, and if these whiners really wanted decent health care they’d leave the country and go somewhere where somebody cares.