Responding to critics all along the poopadoodle spectrum from shit to shinola that the head niggah has failed to deliver on his promises to reform the health care system, bring the troops home from illegal and unwinnable wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, fix a terminal economy, and end torture in the American prison industrial complex, the Obama administration today hailed legislation approved by an ad hoc sub-committee of the temporary advisory board to the House Energy and Commerce Committee designed to force the NCAA to switch from its asinine bowl system to an idiotic playoff system to determine a national champion.
According to unnamed high-ranking sources within the White House, the bill also demonstrates "the healthy bi-partisan atmosphere this president has fostered less than a year into the first term of what promises to be the most successfully unprecedented administration led by an openly optimistic mixed race individual of unprecedented intelligence," apparently referring to the fact that the bill was sponsored by GOP Rep. Joe Barton of Texas, a state best known for being big, fat, dumb, and lazy.
Coming hard on the heels of the President's masterful health care compromise that eliminates taxpayer funding for male abortion and female vasectomies while axing the public option by privatizing Medicare and making it available to any citizen in the nation of miserable fucks 55 or older, subcommittee chairman and co-sponsor of the playoff bill, Rep. Bobby Rush, (D-Ill.) smiled proudly as he shouted: "This shows we really can walk and chew gum at the same time!"
The current college bowl system sucks, according to most NOMF citizens who think the only thing better than competition is sitting around on their fat asses getting drunk and watching college kids suffer permanent disability for scholarships in basket weaving, sports administration, recreation planning, and political science, and the new playoff system promises to suck even more in ways no one can yet fully appreciate enough to complain about.
But the fact that the House is willing to back Biraq on such a contentious and important issue for middle-of-the-road Americans who don't care about education, health and welfare reform, climate change, and economic meltdowns indicates that Obama still enjoys greater support and clout than the liberal media would have us believe.
Make no mistake. Obama was talking about the need for a college playoff system while still on the campaign trail against Hillary, and even before he was sworn in shortly after his election last year, Biraq said there should be a playoff system.
"I'm going to throw my weight around a little bit," Obama said at the time. "I think it's the right thing to do."
And with all the negative energy being bandied about over the past several months as the insurance industries called in their campaign bets and won the health care debate, it's good to see that the Obamination still stands for something.