News in my briefs

Sandvox Web Design
I went ahead an purchased the complete template set from Sandvox Web Design that included a nifty plug-in that even works with the Blueball Design templates I've been using. I expect to put up an anti-poetry site soon using one of the SWD templates.

Health Care Deformity
I see the latest compromise calls for eliminating the public option, scrapping the idea of expanding Medicare to include 55-64 year olds, doing away with insurance rate oversight, allowing insurers to issue coverage based on credit-scores, and letting hospitals to recover the costs of emergency room care for the uninsured by selling unclaimed corpses to Ralston Purina as pet food.

Who Says The Bush Administration Couldn't Read or Write? 

Did you hear that more than 22 million missing Bush administration White House e-mails have been found in the settlement of a lawsuit brought by the Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics (CREW) and the National Security Archive? Even if only 2 percent of those messages were off-color jokes and spam, it sure is looking like many people in the former regime knew how to type. Even spokesmen for Bush and his spokes of goodness were stunned by the discovery.

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