Speaking of walruses, is this egg man ever going to get dragged out of Israel by Mossad and dropped off somewhere that justice is served? Benjy's a good dog, but sometimes you have to put even the best dog to sleep.
I think I know why America support Israel, despite the fact that it suffers from Nazi contamination. It's because this obese nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) is on the brain dead Netanyahoo diet, guaranteed to turn even the scrawniest pathetic moron into a lumbering malignant hate-spewing mass of putrid ectoplasm and denier of the facts that even the Ghostbusters have refused to deal with. I realize that Bill Murray was killed during the filming Zombieland, but you thinking Harold Ramis or one of those other marginally intelligent jews would step up to the plate and take one on the gipper for whatever it is people are supposed to take one for these days.
I've been pushing a solution to guarantee peace in the Middle East since I attended P.S. 84 in the fifties and suggested to Mr. Bierman, my sixth grade teacher, that the way to bring peace to the region was to give everyone a couple of days to clear out and then turn the region into the sheet of glass. "Problem solved," I said. Mr. Bierman was not amused. Nor was Principal Yellen. In fact, over the years, no one has even been amused by that suggestion except Timothy McVeigh and Osama bin Laden, both of whom wrote me back in the day: "No why did I never think of that?"
I still think that nuking the Holyland should be on the table, despite what the Raq says. When you can't cure the disease, sometimes it is worthwhile to go after the symptoms, particularly with the stumbling, drooling, illiterate NOMF is having such a hard time deciding whether they would rather be happy, healthy, and wise than stupid, debt-ridden, and complete assholes, especially when so many of the people who depend upon a stupid, debt-ridden, asshole population are screaming their free-market heads off into the public airwaves, and demanding they have earned the right to suck on the public tit without oversight.
Fuck them.
Fuck all the yahoos, Neten included. People. People who kill people. Are the most protected people in the world.
Think about it.
And then act.