Surprise, surprise,...

Jeez, I don't know what to say about prescience and nailing the zombies on the woof.

What's next for these fuckwads, improvised explosive tampons?

The question is who is kissing whose ass goodbye.

Idiots are idiots who are drawn to idiots because God wants them to breed more idiots to make the world safe for believers in Entrefart. Buckle up, queefs, because the ride is about to get really predictable.

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