I have always been blessed

I don't believe in God. I don't belong to any religion. Religious people to belong those dead-end branches you see on those evolutionary tress that religious people don't want anybody to see. Do I want religion outlawed? No. Would it bother me if every stupid motherfucking religious asshole on the planet suddenly experienced his or her appropriate rapture and spontaneously vaporized? Fuck no.

On the other hand, am I going to allow religious idiots to keep even marginally rational people from the rights and privileges afforded to those who claim dominion over the rest of us by rabble-rousing and otherwise lying and cheating and abusing their positions of power because they think they are immortal? I don't think so. As Damon Wayans used to say back when he was funny: Homey don't play that.

I'm not an atheist. I am anti-theist. If you believe in something, I don't care what or who it is, fuck you. God would never be as narrow-minded as you dipshits.

I know I said this would be a resurrection of the second amendment count, but I lied. It wasn't an intentional lie. I mean there was a lot of opportunity out there to write about Major Abu Nidal Hassan and a dozen other shooters around the NOMF that helped rid us of people contributing to global warming, but it seems like I would seem too insensitive, particularly on Veteran's Day, which is the day we commit ourselves to remembering the people we killed for no reason.

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