I think we should impeach the fat fuck again for lying about the Gennifer Flowers affair and committing treason for trying to undo another part of the formidably forgotten legacy of the greatest First Idiot ever to read The Pet Goat upside down while his drunken twins — Regan and Cordelia — used Global Hawk technology to demonstrate the flaw in trying to remotely pilot four planes independently from a hunker in Culpepper, Virginia, on September 11, 2001, thereby launching the never-ending reelection campaign war on reason which made this the greatest and most least-admired country on earth.
It's bad enough The Staypuft Berger Boy brought shame to the White House and stains to the Persian rug bequeathed us by the George Bernard Shah of Iran in an era when right-to-life family-value-oriented pro-death penalty Christian conservatives were advocating electroshock chastity belts and combination locks on zippers, but now he pulls a publicity like going to North Korea and negotiating with an Elvis-mpersonating terrorist to win the freedom of two of our most inept secret agents? Why must he continually drag this country down, as that great almost Christian Paul Simon almost used to sing.
Even Obama is distancing himself from reports that the man who lost the Balkans delivered a message from the White House to Little Kim Ill Erica Jong to meet for a beer and pretzels at the home of Cambridge Police Sgt. James Dumbass Crowley with a special appearance by the Right/Wrong Rev. Al Sharpton, who promised to "keep the proceedings strictly bootylicious!"
When we almost attempted to contact Hillary McClintock at the Misstate Department after learning she was in Kenya investigating reports that Biraq was indeed born there to a pair of itinerant criminal defense lawyers who did pro Sonny and Cher bono work for the illiterate and homoless, we half-expected a spokesperson to ask: "Bill Who?"
So in the spirit of the season we decided not to ask so they wouldn't have to tell, because that's the role of the media in a free society.
But really, it's good to have Slick Willy back to kick around again with so many other former presidents dead or trying to avoid arrest and trial for war crimes by agents of the World Court and other terrorist organizations who apparently took the election of Biraq Insane Osama as a clear indication that the NOMF™ was easy pickings and had lost its damn mind.
Imagine what Rush Hindenberg Limpdick is going to be able to reinviagrate his dying radio show now that Billy Boy is back in town. I can't wait!