Dr. Faustroll Writes the Wrongs Archive December 2011

Flash sucks donkey dicks

The whole idea of sucking donkey dicks predates the popular notion of Monica Lewinsky going from Oregon to chow down on Wild Bill Clinton in an attempt to earn her presidential knee pads. There were also cigars involved, which were probably Cuban.

I…

Santa downed by drone

Although the Pentagon will neither confirm nor deny eyewitness reports in Islamabad that a sleigh filled with billions in Christmas presents, powered by genetically-altered pro-American reindeer, and piloted by a fat, bearded European with ties to…

Boehner and Cantor admit they have no dicks

Everyone already knows they have small brains that harbor diseased and feeble intelligence, but most tea partyers had hoped that they leaders in the House would have long, hot, prods with which to buttfuck nigras and other liberals who would…

Let's hear it for citizen assisted suicide!

Seems to be the best strategy for getting on with it in this pathetic Wanker Boehner stroked world. What a pathetic gaggle of cunts is still shrilly attempting to rule the world from its exclusive lower class tanning booth.

I used to think being a…

Life is boring

When I get tired, I realize that I am much older than I ever expected to be, and I still haven't chosen a career path. Thank Gus! Whoever He or She is. Fuck Gus up the ass or in the cooze, depending up its gender.

I remember thinking forty or fifty…

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