You think I'd get tired of pissing off petty people by pooping on their pity parties, but I was recently disabled from Oregonadia Braindead (with all the features of The Oregon Journal) — as opposed to being simply retarded or throttled or otherwise Big Mothered into a more constructive slough of discourse — because — to be honest, I don't give a shit about matters of life or death. Never have. Never will. So fuck you and your entire gene pool.
Yeah. I'm talking to you, you dumb fucks.
I'm not exactly sure what triggered the Oregonadian Big Nurse Motherfucker response to toss me out. I guess it could have been suggesting that an ignorant cunt who calls herself Objective-Reasoning should wiggle her ears before extracting her head to save the cost of colonoscopy.
Perhaps I should have been more polite when stating that Lynne Terry had all the talent of a Swifter without the lemon fresh scent.
Maybe I went too far in telling spewgle that cutting and pasting the same stupid horseshit was not going to get him into a good high school.
Sure, I could have been more diplomatic when I told bayoubelle57 to suck my cock while fucking her poodle and praying for forgiveness from Newt Gingrich while he shoved mudbugs up her poopchute.
But I think I was on target when I argued that Norm Frink's idea of justice that everyone is presumed innocent until being mentioned as obviously guilty on an inane comment string frequented by fucktards was completely bogus in more ways than were dreamt of by Bill and Ted.
I have never found a forum that would not not ban me because I understand fully that although sticks and stones may break my bones, I can call you names that will force you to wish you could kill me. Banning is the next best thing, I guess. Hell, I was banned form an American Literature course for going off topic before there were fucking WWIV bulletin boards.
On the other hand, I have survived nearly seven decades by pointing out how stupid Americans are and pride themselves on being. A couple of times I needed stitches, but — unlike Kurt Cobain — I still don't own a gun, although I continue to encourage intelligent people around the globe to BRING ON THE BOMB. What else are we paying taxes for?
I mean, seriously, I don't care where you live, you, your friends, neighbors, and family members would be better off as compost than contributing to the future gene pool. Not that I'd foul my garden with your idiocy and toxic morality, no matter how thoroughly rendered.
Forty years ago, I started sending poems and stories to little magazines — you know, those last frontiers of what was really important before we went virtual in this nation of miserable fucks (NOMF) — to get ordinary assholes who pretend to be far more intelligent than assholes like you to publish my poems and stories and scripts in their pathetic little magazines.
From there it was a simple jump to coining such terms as disinformation, incentivizing, leveraging, enabling, codependency, globalization — and letting the Reagan administration run with it and give us the perfect wish of a world we live in today.
You are my progeny. Lick off that afterbirth, and if you live in Oregon, ask for a hazelnut tapenade with a glass of Dundee vintage pinot noir to clear your palate.
When I asked the dumbfucks who run Oregonadia Live why I could still edit my profile but couldn't view it or post or log on or find out what the fuck their problem was, I received a moronically helpful message, which I chose not to reply to. Instead I set up two dozen additional accounts linked to the same proxies and e-mail addresses previously blocked by these incompetents.
At any rate, here's the explanation I received about why my account was disabled by OL twice in two days. Click the links if you care to. I did.
Now it's all fun. I've had far more formidable foes drop to their knees begging for the latex solar beef and walked away zipping up.
From: <Nick Hernandez> feedback@oregonlive.com
Subject: [#FNU-586261]: Contact Us Contact Us Submission
Date: May 17, 2011 12:22:40 PM PDT
To: drfaustroll@mac.com
Reply-To: feedback@oregonlive.com
Hello,
That account was disabled due to violations of the User Agreement (IV. 1.) and Community Rules:
http://www.oregonlive.com/aboutus/index.ssf?/forums/rules.html
http://www.oregonlive.com/useragreement/
Thank you
Ticket Details
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Ticket ID: FNU-586261
Department: Oregon Feedback
Priority: Medium
Status: Closed