You have arrived at your imaginary one stop shopping destination for cures, solutions, and remedies to your everyday ailments, problems, and pestilences. Here at the Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge, and Laundromat the patients and staff are committed to giving you exactly what you need without fuss or bother.
If you have been wronged, let us write about it in a manner belittling the needle and the damage done. In the spirit of the Sonya That Racist Latina Whore Sotomayor (no relation to John Gravity Mayer) Supreme Court nomination hearings, let me interject more inappropriate levity into the ether by suggesting that two Wongs don't make a White.
Carry on, my natal sons and daughters of the devalued devolution. We are only crust when we spin.
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